Hello, everyone! How's life? Good I hope. Things have been good here. Doing well. Living the good life with Lady Bourbon and the weirdos. Just thought I'd pop on here and check in. And in other news - I am freaking LOVING Cyberpunk Edge Runners on Netflix.

It's all noise Can't turn it off Can't work through it So much background noise ...The world is too loud

Normally, I'm all about Christmas. Getting the right gifts for people... eating the best foods... just enjoying the ever-loving shit out of the Holiday as a whole. This year, however, I just don't feel it. I feel hollow inside and have no desire to participate in any of it...

Always left holding the fucking bag.

Good morning, world! What has everyone been up to recently?

I'm debating a comeback... I miss writing smut and posting sexy gifs online.

It's Friday!!!!

There is no bigger whiny, petulant, childish, petty, I'm not getting enough attention, send me money, how dare Biden be declared the winner, the world revolves around me, crybaby snowflake as Trump. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ProudBlue #TruBlue

10 movies to get to know me: 1: The Last of the Mohicans 2: The Abyss 3: Super Troopers 4: Aliens 5: Life as a house 6: The Crow 7: Megaforce 8: Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut 9: Kate 10: The Batman

My PTSD turned 20 this week! Happy birthday!!

This day I bring you the girlfriends!❤️❤️❤️ #hazbinhotel #chaggie #Vaggie #charlie

I've met some dumb people in my life - like REAAAALLY dumb people... But then there's this lady. And not just her, but the idiots who voted for her.

Even if you found a feral child in the woods behind a Colorado Dollar General, and then educated it on absolutely nothing but Dukes of Hazzard reruns and Mountain Dew nutrition facts it would still have a better understanding of the U.S. Constitution than Lauren fucking Boebert.

Politicians

Dr Bourbon's unwarranted sex advice: Want to spice up your sex-life? Jalapeños make great sex toys!