Charles Gervais Thank you so much Charles🤩It was so lovely meeting you too and chatting to you😁

Just reading Chris Hadfield’s excellent and enjoyable book #TheApolloMurders. Phew, what _can’t_ Chris do? He redefines #polymath: #polypolymath

Our first LIGHT beam at 230MeV is now on! 230MeV is what is needed to treat all solid tumours, regardless of their depth in the body. On our way to democratise proton therapy. Read more about today's announcement here: polaris.brighterir.com/public/advance…

So I have a permanent eye problem now, that’s fun :-/ (posterior vitreous detachment). At least it’s my left eye (I look through camera viewfinders with my right eye). Sincere thanks to the staff at Moorfields Eye Hospital NHS Foundation Trust for diagnosing this very subtle problem (at least I know what it is).

Hey Community Fibre - everyone on your network in our street - Wandsworth SW18 - hasn’t had internet since before midday today, and no updates from you as to what’s happening and when we can expect service back. What’s going on? Thought you were supposed to be better!

You had me going Community Fibre, but it was just a tease: 10 mins ago we were up around 300Mb/s, but now we’re back to 0.06Mb/s :-(

wtf Topaz Labs, I just paid $159 for PhotoAI (and VideoAI, incidentally), and my friend just got an email offering him PhotoAI _plus_ GigapixelAI, DenoiseAI and SharpenAI for that same $159. This, after I was email-offered Gai, Dai and Sai for an _extra_ $79. Not happy at all.

Here is The O2 at sunset, featuring the Meridian Laser emitting from the Royal Observatory at Greenwich. The laser is perfectly aligned with the Prime Meridian (marking Greenwich Mean Time aka GMT).

Hey Apple UK Where do I take old MacBook laptop batteries? I just found two _swollen_ batteries in storage & I’m a teeny bit worried about them (though they are prob 10 years old, at least). I can’t find clear instructions on the Apple UK website (happy to take a url pointer).

Hey Carmen Flores see anyone in these clips that you know? :-)

I’m over the moon with how well the images turned out from this shoot. Kudos to doricoofficial and Steinberg 🎵 for the gorgeous concept. I hope that Dorico 5 is a great success!

Awww, you guys are way too kind! :-)

Thank-you, lovely Carmen :-)

Fuck you, dodgy fucker who just tried to steal my equipment bag in Marylebone. Too bad for you I’d cabled it securely to my other bags #notmyfirstrodeoinlondon

one of my fav photos from #Glasto23: this is Mawaan Rizwan 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ in action in the Cabaret Tent Glastonbury Cabaret in Theatre and Circus (fyi: I’m the house photog at TandC, best job at the Festival). Great show Mawaan :-)

Hey #Evri, your delivery driver didn’t even knock on my door, second day in a row. I’m 10 feet away, no way I missed it. You think by changing your name we don’t know you’re the company with the bad rep? Looks like you need to change your name again… #hermessucks #evrisucks

Hey Nespresso UK&Ireland, it was a bit of a shock for me to open my app, to find over £3000 worth of pods in my basket (mostly coffees I never have ordered before). Secrete strategy to get customers to try new coffees?

shout out to CalDigit Support EU for going above and beyond for me re: my ailing #TS4 Thunderbolt dock (a fab bit of kit, and an absolutely _essential_ cog in my workflow machine). Expedited service, and so helpful. Kudos! CalDigit #customerservice #kudos