“here’s to feeling good all the time” [i drink a bubbling green potion which kills me instantly]

A lot of people on here have what I'd call a "Noble Savage" view of "Ireland"

ive cultivated a deep feeling of repulsion when i stare at my phone for longer than a moment

just left my job of ten years

well colour me perplexed

theres a really stressed out looking buddhist monk on this train eating a pret meal deal

accidentally smoked too much weed and mentally entered the fallout 4 settlement building menu

*facing away from your with my hands clasped behind my back* it has recently clocked to me that perhaps you have not been standing on business

dont know how to make new friends in a mew city ive resorted to writing my number on bathroom stalls in pubs with the message call me 4 a good time (not sexual)

mew city

(guy misremembering gay slang trying to compliment a woman) wow you look like a cunt

not even kidding i lay down to sleep and immediately started rotating concrete blocks in my mind

this tennents super lager got me speaking enochian

U can’t leave all tasks 2ur #wife&then criticize her.Even if she’s a scientist/politician,yet when interacting within family,she’s a #flower

#World is filled with new things &every field have so much info & #knowledge.How come we don’t bother to take a look & find out what’s up?

#Books r so important. I really believe in arts,#Cinema,etc.but book has a notable role&status that can’t be taken by anything else. 11/5/93

I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful

It’s like u go 2a shop,when you come out, ur money’s gone but you’ve bought things. What’s important’s what u purchased is worth the fortune