Hot showers are just the greatest gift. They make everything better.

Drinking coffee grown about 10 metres from where I’m sat. So happy rn

Today’s views from the bike 🙌

Companies should know better than to try and publicly humiliate a blogger on twitter.

Eating when I’m hungry has changed my life. Long gone are the days where I’d ignore those simple hunger signals because it wasn’t the time to eat or “just have a light snack”. Fam if I’m hungry I’m eating and I’m not ashamed of that.

Since the Weinstein stories broke, I've wanted to say something about harrassment. I'm not sure I'll articulate this very well but I'll try.

Booking flights makes me so very sad 😢 they are such money. Can’t I just pay with my soul instead?

His PR team are on point. He knows how to win over millennials huh x.com/sadiqkhan/stat…

Mission complete. I have successfully motorcycled the length of Vietnam. 2,500km. No crashes. No mishaps. A huge personal achievement. Feeling v proud.

Olives should be illegal

😳 x.com/nohoesshady/st…

Just got a bit worried when I put my trousers on and they were a bit tighter than they were before 😳 then I looked down and noticed they’re also cropped now too 😂

When you check the weather back home 😳

Please everyone follow this gal she is the most positive amazing person 👇 continual pick-me-ups 🙌 x.com/zeenaxena/stat…

Gunna watch Elf on the plane and I’m SO EXCITED 😛

My god I am not going to miss Vietnamese people shouting down my ear holes

I really want to make a career out of testing all the products on social media ads to see if they’re legit. Also JML. Just anything with an infomercial basically

My Monzo 🏦 card is an airport layover saviour. Getting random currency for the sake of a few hours? No ty. Going hungry cos you have no cash? Nah thanks. Crazy bank charges/blocks for using your card abroad? HELL NO

Turning my out of office (life) on for a few days. Peace out ✌️