The difference between the left and the right, explained beautifully.

Breaking: Minnesota winery employee disrupts Omar's town hall.

The Huskers suck again, all is right with the world.

There is a surprisingly high number of white girls in Nigeria.

I move on after 240 characters.

This might be a shock to most of you, but I have worked at a strip club.

An ad for Naked and Afraid during The Puppy Bowl is an interesting choice.

So X limits your daily comments now. My followers thank you, but I am annoyed.

Husker fans blaming a home loss on the towel boy is humorous.

I'd have some good stories to tell if I could remember them.

Subtle

Court storm for beating a team that has now lost 4 of their last 6 games. Iowa should be ashamed of themselves.

Nebraska is closer to the bubble than Creighton.

Kathleen thinks I'm gross.

How long will JT Toppin be out for Texas Tech? #collegebasketball #ncaab

My wife just said she loves me. What do I do?

My 2 month old granddaughter just filled her diaper, mom will be home soon……what do I do🤦🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

Cutting parsley might be hated more than peeling potatoes.

Placing readers in every room of the house was a wise move.

It’s been a lazy day so I suggested we watch TV in the basement so that we get our steps in.