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not sure who needed to hear this today, but it’s ok not to be happy all the time. all that matters is that you #FeelYourWay. youtu.be/PjxRUEA0Tdo

not sure who needed to hear this today, but it’s ok not to be happy all the time. all that matters is that you #FeelYourWay. youtu.be/PjxRUEA0Tdo
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————————————— Most slippers have thin soles and make your feet cold. —————————————

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————————————— Most chocolates taste mainly like fat and sugar but you don’t notice. —————————————

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————————————— You’ll suddenly remember an old shirt you haven’t seen in a long time. Where is it? —————————————

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————————————— You have no idea the little details you got used to during the lockdown. —————————————

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————————————— Yes, the sky is blue, but that doesn’t mean anything. —————————————

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————————————— The chickens know how to select the grains they eat. —————————————

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————————————— You will have an awesome dream, but you won’t remember. —————————————