🚨#BREAKING: All Waffle House diners locations in Tampa, Florida, have officially been closed down due to the extreme impact of Hurricane Milton making landfall later on Wednesday evening
I know you SOY FUCK WITCHES be casting CURSES at the ORANGE MAN. KING OF MEN. LITTLE did they know that I, MIRALAX. HAVE CASTED COUNTER SPELL EVERY single TIME.
FUCK any open world that has a UI that GUIDES ME TO WHERE I NEED TO GO. I have NO NEED of such things. FUCK the COMPASS. I MAKE MY OWN NORTH. MY OWN EAST. MY OWN SOUTH. AND BY GOD, I MAKE SURE TO MAKE MY OWN WEST.
OPPS BE HECKLING ME NEAR MY WIZARD TOWER. AND ONE INSISTED ON BEING A GLORIOUS DICK. SO IN RETURN.
I CASTED
UNLTRA FUCK OFF ATOMIZATION.
AND NOW THE COPS WANT TO ARREST ME. HAVE I NOT THE RIGHT TO DEFEND MYYY TOWER? MY SUCCULENT TOWER??? HAS THOU LAW COME SOWERED.