Tonight's contest will be delayed until 8 p.m. and will be seven innings due to incident that happened pregame. Gallons of water were sprayed over the fence from the fire department after a ball hit a pickup truck parked by the station. That water has created a pond in center.

Phillies debut the “Coldplay Kiss Cam”. Wait for it…

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

J Yes, in a June 2011 tweet replying to you, Adam "Pacman" Jones said: "u got 10 follower anus stop hitting me up lmao Lil ugly ass boy Boog21." That qualifies as trash-talking.

Lol ADAm Pacman Jones

A new case study found that microdosing LSD led to a reduction in a dog's severe separate anxiety, "with the effect persisting for 1 month posttreatment." marijuanamoment.net/microdosing-ls…

All this talk about the worst song ever and no mention of Hotel California. The absolute worst!

I haven’t really wanted to post anything since the passing of my father. My heart has hurt too much. I’m gonna keep this short because he certainly hated long rambling speeches. He was so many things to so many people, but I was so lucky and blessed to be apart of a very small

Federal police officer assaulted with a sandwich by a suspect along U Street NW. He was shortly later taken into custody. #DCCrime

So they’re gonna cut him..

Jerry is going to use all those picks to go after a QB in the draft. Arch Manning?

This is the most wild start to an NFL season of all time. First play of the game, one player is carted off, the other ejected. I mean everyone knows you don’t spit, you swallow obvi

That’s a big distance

Play some little Wayne

😂🤣

How many hole in ones do you have to witness before you get your own?

This is like when Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from Bobby Kraft

Bill Belichick can still get selected for the Pro Football Hall of Fame on his first ballot if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

Legends never die