Correcting people on whether something is venomous or poisonous it’s so damn pedantic it’s like trying to argue a swan and goose are different things. Let it gooo you nerds

What the hell is even that?!

Blokes driving behind my Toyota Vitz while I go the speed limit r like

Having my wisdoms out in the morning but keep imagining they’re going to take out my front teeth by accident.

People say there’s no way I’m in Blue Man Group and Slipknot but how the hell would you know.

Ox did my colours. Turns out I’m worm spring

Stuck inside the stinky carapace of a bus. Should’ve biked…

Didn’t realise every one actually loved MCR I thought that was a bit.

1 2 3 4 I declare a peaknuckle war.

Bus is peak level goosed this morning.

You’re telling me a frog fried this rice?

Jesus cracked when he thought up a 4 day weekend.

What’s the worst movie you’ve watched?

Pretty awkward day for people who are pro bullying.

ABs you have to start picking younger players 🤦‍♂️

Tarocash 1839 kinda drip