like the sun i rise. actually it's rolling over the earth. i roll. infinitely. #myfirstTweet

the earth hurts my belly

when i wake up i can feel the earth shift as it gets ready for me. don't know why. i'm so gentle. :(

wrote a fanfic about leonardo and other orlando last week. put bieber in for kicks. came true. #JustinBieber

i am so behind on sailor moon crystal!!!

when i look at you my eyes burst into eight arms, but only one hand. this must be love.

hello me from another mother! follback please? we can follow each other forever and ever Orlando Jones Orlando Jones @orlandopulitzer

Fellow Orlando Jones, where are you. Let us have a brotherhood. What is GISHWHES? It is code. Everything is code.

is #Trollando what happens when Orlando Jones is exposed to the light of the full moon

#trollando follow me and i will follow u back + tenderly, gently eat ur soul #OrlandoJones #Orlandopocalypse

your souls taste like apple pie, i appreciate the nourishment #trollando #GISHWHES #OrlandoJones #Orlandopocalypse

it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down... NO IT HASN'T. #trollando #OrlandoJones #Orlandopocalypse

No doubt by now you know it's #BellLetsTaIk day Every tweet/retweet will see 5¢ donated to Canadian mental health initiatives! So... RT ;)