The Astros have conspired to engineer a one-hour half inning in an effort to ice the forty year-old Charlie Morton and give themselves a chance to break the scoreless streak.

Lord help us, Robert Ford is waxing poetic again

LFG!

Kingdomless Robert Ford discussing horticulture is much preferred!

If Altuve loves Carlos so much, I wonder if he can teach him how to hit home runs again.

My view after hopping a train car from Detroit to Baltimore: “La grasa gave me his Louboutins after the game”, he said. “A fan? no, I’m a dodgers fan”. He sold them to me for a half dozen slim jims, a bag of kratom, and a travel size tube of Colgate.

You can’t lose with Jesus in the middle of your order!

So they boo Altuve and not Correa? 😂

Christian Walker…never a doubt

The Astros need a Jason Alexander bobblehead

I love Caratini

What if the Yankees threw a ton of cash at Breggy this winter? His mama is a big fan so definitely in play.

Congrats to George Springer for passing the 40 career WAR mark! Solid career already for the former Astro star!

JESUS Sanchez!

Honestly surprised the Astros havent done this over the past week

We were once a great country

Hot Topic Park actually makes more sense given the game time temps

8 years wow

Bryce Harper should bat leadoff every single game. #Phillies plate appearances per game with two-outs and no one on base (MLB average): 1st - 0.58 | (0.58) 2nd - 0.55 | (0.49) 3rd - 0.89 | (0.94) 4th - 0.56 | (0.49) 5th - 0.52 | (0.47) 6th - 0.65 | (0.65) 7th - 0.57 | (0.58)