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1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing

@bolfak

Hedonist + Dudeist, not a Christian, not a Muslim, not an Atheist. Just vybing. Tech + Fossil Fuels. Global Amala ambassador. I know a lot about a lot

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calendar_today28-05-2009 19:37:42

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Sugabelly 🌕 (@sugabelly) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Everyone in Nigeria 🇳🇬 has to vote. Nobody is allowed to speak to anybody beforehand. Nobody can discuss anything beforehand. If majority votes blue, every survives. If majority votes red, all those who voted blue will die.

Chris O. (@crowd_of_one) 's Twitter Profile Photo

They held his throat because he was spending federation eca savings unilaterally without their input. He preferred they all spend it than him leaving the account alone.

Sylah (@_birdofheaven_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I read it somewhere "We romanticized the wrong organ the stomach is more emotional than the heart" and it feels so true. We feel butterflies in our stomach and when we're sad we lose our appetite our stomach gets affected by emotions way more than we realize.

Stephenia Omeh, MBA (@stepheniaomeh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You will never hear that Oyibo is paying school fees for his wife. This is why their generation and next generation always have money.

IKENNA (@kena_ewuru) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wedding o.
Rent o.
Japa plans o. As a man, don’t carry the entire financial burden alone. Make sure your wife contributes at least 30% too. Women can be unpredictable, but shared investment creates shared commitment.

Ozzy Bekee (@bekeeozzy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you earn 400k and work from home, Uyo is the ultimate place in Nigeria. 🏆 This is the breakdown: Stable Light: You won't spend all your salary on fuel. The power is better than most places. ⚡️ Good Roads & Clean Air: No traffic, no noise, and no "Lagos stress." 🌴 Cheap

MAX THE AIRBNB GUY🇳🇬🪂👑 (@maxtheairbnbguy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For Simplicity. Psychology 101: Humans are wired to value things they have sacrificed for. When a woman invests her money, time, attention, or body into a relationship, her brain naturally reduces cognitive dissonance by convincing itself, "This must be worth it." This is why

Sir Dickson (@wizarab10) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be. - Jesus You think you’re doing Odogwu by carrying all the bills. Look at where she was more invested. She didn’t even care when Oga was paying because if it cast, Oga go pay. When she had to equally invest, she is guarding it

1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing (@bolfak) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is a lie. There is nothing I eat or do daily that’s more expensive in Lagos compared to Houston. Food? Transportation? Whatever it is. I live in Lagos and go to Houston twice or three times in a year so I experience both. Even the ogi and akara I take in Houston is not

Man of Letters. (@letter_to_jack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Away from religion now, I am pretty sure that our grandparents who were in polygamous marriages, where a man married 4+ wives and they all lived under the same roof, must have indulged in 3-sum orgies at some point. There is no way they stuck to a routine. One rogue among them