Don’t understand the freshman. They either make all-star plays or totally kick the bucket🫥

cut off my bitch she was being to extra

Can you explain the different results?

to drunk to high 5 so we hug

no matter which way the the sandwich is flipped the bread comes first

butterfly’s with a little bit of beer shits

the only thing i check is the rear view n that’s for opps

If Snoop passes you the blunt, you gotta hit that😭

powers out pop some pussy

i’m not drinking and driving officer i’m sipping and steering

if the roof is rusty there’s water in the basement

every girl is just like a good truck, dependable, durable, and can carry every load i put in it

chickens wearing shoes will never not be funny💀

i strive to have a wife like tom segura’s Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug

be like water run through the hoes

pealin a pear like a pencil sharpener pushin p

i’m colorado sober on booze and bud

beua nasty boutta get shitty

i through and through believe this lichen needs a tent

they call a rumba