things im on: -my bullshit -that good kush and alcohol -sum other shit -the spectrum

It won’t be a catfish left in the Mississippi with how many fish plates niggas mama’s gonna be selling to cover funeral costs

Y’all get online talking big shit completely ignoring the fact that you a whole bitch and can’t even fight in real life.

Bald 2009 Randy Orton

Bc we understand you can’t just quit just cause you’re not happy at the moment

send me weird selfies like this, they make my day

No. Pick a team when you’re 8 and be angry the rest of your life

That happened to me when I worked at the UPS Store a while back. She waited until the I clocked out to fire me too lol I ain’t been tripping though, I tried to be professional , I later learned she did it to be petty because I put my 2 weeks in a few days before that.

No, this is Slime Season by Young Thug

This could’ve been worded differently 😂

A female rapper who can actually spit bars, known as ‘KiDD,’ she goes crazy!. 🎤 🔥

This may never happen on a basketball court again 💀

Marcus im too lowkey for them to even find me atp

Mike Epps totally called it lmaaoooo

i love a thick, dark skinned woman 🫦

I made mini chicken pot pies for dinner

This kills me every time 😭😭😭 Man said he figured out the strategy to get Kobe’s 81 points