please feel free to strangle me if I ever say I'm a "conversion copywriter". TIA.

I love this. "91-year-old Oregon woman raises enough to retire with GoFundMe" oregonlive.com/news/2023/04/9…

Puttin' on the Ritz on the speaker, stocking roughly 142 variations of milk and yogurt, and counting the eggies can only mean one thing...Bodega Lady is back behind the counter at a friendly neighborhood store near you! #dairy #diaries

in my locker, there are two items: gloves and a box cutter. Serial killer or dairy gal? You decide.

I have already sold two magazines today. I feel compelled to personally thank each customer for helping to keep print alive.

my day is half over, and I've only muttered "I hate people" one time. Let's see what the rest of the day has in store, shall we?

wow how I'd love to get paid from FIRST for Women Magazine for a story I wrote in May. Three weeks of asking after it and no answers. This shit is what is making me consider getting out of the consumer rag biz after 30 years, when editors just are too busy to care. #pay #me #yesterday

It's Tuesday Somewhere I met an angel today in the form of an editor, how's your week going? open.substack.com/pub/meganmcmor…