At the Max Styler set feeling extremely short

nah this can’t be real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

when she’s still preoccupied with 1985 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

My Guatemala trip would not be complete without a white guy from Taiwan

I need to stop drinking

I miss my girlfriend

Rest in piss bozo

When she is holding hands with Trevor 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Pepto Abysmal

goo goo g’joob

Starting today, Waymo is officially launching driverless rides in Miami. Not everybody will have access at once as they’ll be gradually adding riders Company says 10,000 residents signed up so little by little people will be getting invite codes Here is the 60 sq mile service

Venmo being a social media is soooo silly

Rap is dead

Miami spring breakers got me feeling like a native hawaiian. Locals only bro this is sacred land where my ancestors practiced our ancient customs of doing coke and evading taxes, you cant just drink hennessey and listen to lil baby in a rented slingshot here, that’s disrespectful

DRAM said “I done seen so many fucking commas from my penmanship” and “pink molly look like raw chicken skin” in the same verse 😭😭😭

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she’s the Charlie to my Kirk

Wrist-Carlton

Gavi Newsom and Rohan DeSantis

I start brushing my teeth and go deaf