One time I played like almost the entire song "don't speak" as a joke to make someone stop talking and yeah it wasn't worth is but still

I met a homeless ex convict named Face and he had a small dog he said was his "dingo named Django"

Man why do I feel this way

My ears are too small to support my glasses without the assistance of my hair

It appears my entire life is based around dairy products

WAKE THE FUCK UP

I had a dream my parents won the lottery and kept buying cars that weren't that nice and not letting me drive any of them

I'm going to fucking scream

All I do is hold all my anger in until I'm like fuck this shit the world needs to know about this bullshit and then I come here and i scream

@courtneyritchey sick bad or sick good

@courtneyritchey thank you that's all I want ritchey I have gone out here and achieved for your blessing at last thank you

@courtneyritchey thanks man I like your aggression tbh it's very comforting. you're a stallion

Oh man I love you but if you pull some shit I will piss on you so fast

I just took my meds while wearing a huge white bathrobe and I didn't sleep at all last night I am officially a part of the cast of mad men

I hate when I laugh at something and the person who said the thing I laughed at goes "it wasn't that funny" really?? fuck yourself

Of course it was me of course it was gonna be me that messes everything up over something stupid

I'm so sorry I'm so sorry

I gotta come to Twitter again

I can't do this work I am completely incapable

FUCK. In love . AGAIN