Those "hot problems" girls are terrific! I know talent when I see it

I'm a triple threat! Currently in the clubhouse smoking a joint, crying, and masturbating all at once

A-O RIVER!!!!!!!!!!

Rained out tonight, got to re-watch some of my favorite Kevin Costner tapes

Costner had great stuff in For Love of the Game. Needs to throw more with his legs though, will affect him in long-term

I love that Zoey Deschanel, she's very quirky

Somebody tell Kevin Youkilis I invented the potato pancake

Trying to surprise my nephew with Tupac tickets (sp?) need help, can not find

I once attended a dinner party at Jack Bauer's house

Remy's restaurant huh? And where do you think Jerry got that idea from?

I not only invented the wrap, but I also invented the rap.

I just finished catching Dice-K's bullpen session. He made a little progress, throwing 450 pitches.

The team with the most runs after nine innings usually wins the game

I prefer managing a baseball game in complete silence. Can't wait for our next trip up to Toronto

I spoke with Jose Canseco and he suggested I call up Rolando Arrojo or Rich Garces from Pawtucket. Tough choice here guys.

Little offended toucherandrich won't ask me to host a "Home-Improvement" segment or a "Ask a Genius Restauranteur" segment. By GOLLY

Two in a row now gang...one more and we have a streak!!

We just have to hit the ball hard to win... and at least 3 suicide squeezes a game

What is a yolo? Is that like, a cupcake

The Bruins mascot is actually a bear