There's a new Scatman John song. (Real, previously unreleased, not AI.) I might be biased by already thinking he's an all-time legend, but it's very pretty. It's nice to be living in Scatman's World one last time. youtube.com/watch?v=_nv1j_…

Dude couldn’t believe his eyes.

Just saw someone ask for crime statistics to include the offender's "ethical background". I'm guessing in most cases it would be 'baddie'.

Love when they say a footballer is 'warming up' and they're on the sideline bending their legs in directions that would incapacitate me for a fortnight, let alone what attempting to actually play football would do to me.

Does anyone else randomly get the exact feeling of dread of having an exam tomorrow and not having learned or revised anything, despite being out of education for 20 years, or is it just me?

I just asked Google's AI Mode if my books are any good. It told me they're boring and repetitive, and the source link for that was a single Amazon review of a random book written by someone else. So that works perfectly.

Couple of great bits of commentator logic on the radio just now: 1. "Lando Norris... it's hard to say if he looks relaxed, because he looks so laid back." 2. "The Lions are looking for their first-ever whitewash for 98 years."

What's the best way a movie or TV show ever acknowledged a change of actor playing the same character?

I got this notification but I can't see the actual post on here 😔 I wanted to reply "Yep, it only takes 2 minutes and it goes 'ping!' when it's finished."

That face when you didn't take the one-day insurance policy they offered you at the limo hire place.

So are Radio 4 Extra continuity announcements live, or was this supposed to be edited out? 😂 (It spans two different 'shows' on BBC Sounds, hence the jump cut in the middle.)

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I could live to be 1,000 and I'd still never have the audacity to put #viral on a post that's just a selfie of me looking kinda cute 😅

Emma Shitzmiller Kleine Mother New York, New York City Births, 1846-1909

Inspired by a conversation about eating frozen peas earlier today. There were Americans, hence some of the spellings and references. #poetry #peas

What am I gonna do with my 34-year collection of 3,000+ AOL setup CDs...? #AOL

Little progress video :3

Never underestimate kids.