I love a descriptive subtitle!

This is a guide to weather warnings by the Met Office . It couldn’t be more British that half of the picture is an image of disgruntled public rather than actual wether. #gusty

It’s all yours

The worldwide lockdown just got good, #bulletproof season 2 on Sky. One episode in and can’t wait to smash the rest of it. Big love to Noel Clarke Ashley Walters | Asher D and the rest of the cast and crew.

My legendary boy G-Hawk doing some Ezy Riding! Jimi Hendrix #GHawk #isleofwight #Isolationfun #freeriding

Best way to spend isolation, my boy, garden, bonfire, that’s all! #myworld #GHawk #bonfire #legend

So, erm, this is fucking amazing!! Thanks for making my Apocalypse fantastic @RaleighRitchie. sara cox💙 please play this tomorrow. Drive time needs this. youtu.be/swPSKCrL_tM

Happy birthday to me and Macaulay Culkin

Spider-Man Spoiler! Gets trapped under a massive glass, paper underneath! Thrown in the garden! End! #SpiderManNoWayHome #spiderman

What ever people may think, Boris Johnson has definitely united this country! We are all united in the fact that most think he’s a massive cunt. #Asusefulasanashtrayonamotorbike

If i ask what you’re doing for NYE, its because i want to avoid everywhere you might be on NYE. #hopeyoudontmakeitto2022

Mother in Law: *Exits own vehicle wearing mask* Me: ”Why are you wearing a mask, you were in a vehicle on your own and now outside?” Mother in Law: “I have indigestion” Me: 😶 sara cox💙 Thought you might appreciate this!

Tinie Tempa presenting a programme on Channel 4 about Housing Extensions! Tinie, was “Written in the stars” really about your secret love of a conservatory roof?

leaving kids room after putting him to bed… Me: **Passes wind at an unintentionally loud volume* Me: “Wow, George, did you hear the thunder just then?” George: “I love fireworks, I also like cows” Me: **Confused** “Night, Night. Love you” George: “love mooo” #Funnierthanhisdad

The new Texas Chainsaw movie on Netflix has more continuity errors than Prince Andrew’s witness statements! The Royal Family have a word!!

Yes, i use voice notes because i’m lazy. My main reason is because i know i pisses so many people off!

Tonight, my son randomly said, “People are also known as poo!” This is literally, the family friendly version of a certain Slipknot song. #ifyouknowyouknow

I hope this election result means that Jacob Rees-Mogg now transforms back into an obsolete mahogany bannister pole in a stately home!

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