I wear my jewelry proudly daily 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

And as I get ready to do this next set of braids I’m reminded why I will never use french curl hair ever again. I should have cut it in half like my first mind told me but I ain’t listen 🙄. Back to burgundy

I knew I was singing or humming Spider-Man in the last week for a reason especially while I was in the bathroom. Baby tells me he had to kill a big ass spider this morning right after I left for work. I’m thankful it waited til I left to show itself

Just told sis this. I pray the rest of the week let up off my neck 😩😩😩

How I order a burger that is popularly known for having bacon on it just to not get said bacon on it. Today has truly been a ish show

“I got a trick for yo ass” -a black mother who is not a magician

I’m gonna pop out tonight. Costume loading 😉

Water sign relationships are really something else

Ok now I got the spray bottle to put the cecred drops in cuz I’m real clumsy. It better be all y’all say it is

Happy turkey day yall. How many of yall up already?? I done made the filling for my deviled eggs, picked greens, baby cut the veggies for the dressing and made the cornbread and I made the filling for the pie just last night. Woke up at 6 like ok, it’s go time 😅😅😅

This is the first time I made some dressing from scratch. No recipe just muscle memory from when I was in the kitchen when I was younger. I tasted a lil bit of it and almost cried for real yall. Taste like back in the day. We didnt lose recipes yall 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️😭😭😭

To go plate and house plate. I told my husband don’t come over here tryna suck no ooch cuz I’m gonna take a nap 😂😂😂😂😂😂 he disagrees while moaning and grunting eating the house plate 😂😂😂😂

Monthly snack. Microwave movie theater popcorn, chips ahoy with Reese’s cups cookies( the red and orange pack((the soft ones crumbled up)) vanilla sugar, sea salt and cinnamon. Banger. I even sprayed the bowl with cooking oil. 🤣🤣🤣🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

This naked mole rat lookin mf. Like. We on part 2 and the pictures are making me sick

I just picked my 16 year old up sideways twice. Her and my fiance was like “no, stop picking people up”. I can’t show I’m a 40 year old in her flow glow state 😩😩😩😩😩 what the helly

Derry this derry that. How are yall capable of looking an evil clown with glowing orange sometimes red eyes in the face???????? I tried so bad but once he start doing his lil dance “turn this shit off”

I do it for the plot and the reward

And as I sit on this sofa drinking my cute lil drink as baby cleans the house, I’m reminded that I am in fact the big dawg round here 🤭🤭😂😂😂😂😂 (whole time I just put the roast in the oven and I’m behind schedule cuz he wanted some of me bout 8 rounds since we got up) 😩😩😩

Then I done burnt my damn foot making dinner. Roast Mac and cheese greens and corn bread. So imma be fckin and cooking all year huh. Saying this right after he done rubbed my foot with alcohol 🫠🫠🫠

When you turn 40 and be like ‘imma do what I want’ (I mean I have been but now I’m just like my dad. More extra 😂😂) whole time I got better glasses to really pull it together