Okay everybody it's Zero Hour for this website, post your favorite tweets and give them a little kiss goodbye.

Last night I dreamt that I didn't win the lotto this coming weekend. Nightmare.

Just booked my first Spirit Air ticket… $31 to Vegas. Wish me luck!

Does Gen Z request the closed captioning devices when they see movies in theaters? #FilmTwitter

Hell fucking yes

Only took 10 years, but so stoked for jason woliner that #PaulTGoldman has finally arrived!

Me playing The Last of Us in 2013 vs. watching The Last of Us in 2023

Adderall Cowboy ➠ Daily Pick A drug dealer comes to terms with her role in her capitalistic venture. filmshortage.com/dailyshortpick…

Tonight one of Silver Lake’s strip-mall gems will pour its last glass of wine and serve its last order of salsa macha wings. latimes.com/food/story/202…

Wild shit at the NoHo In-n-Out during lunch. Three cars tried to cut while I was in the drive-thru line, exploiting those of us who were trying not to block driveways of neighboring businesses. One got through, the other two smiled and and shrugged a “worth a shot!” at me.

That feeling when you cut into a perfectly ripe avacado…

Lost in Translation 2

Held on to my comics for 30 years in case they ever might be valuable. The whole box was worth $25. It didn’t even cover my lunch. Next up… Magic The Gathering cards!

A young woman comes to terms with the role she plays in society as an Adderall dealer. Crafted with stylish visuals and acerbic wit, “Adderall Cowboy" is a contemplation of the current pharma state and the condition of the American dream. nobudge.com/videos/adderal…

Damn Los Angeles Times not even waiting until tomorrow to post their (excellent) spoiler article.

Dear writers… GET IT! #wgastrong

Hilarious to me that the Apple movie GHOSTED feature the lead character following his love interest by way of a “Tile” that he leaves in her purse and tracks using the Tile app and is definitely in no-way similar to AirTags 👀

Has anyone ever actually successfully unsubscribed from LinkedIn emails?

Writers Guild of America West I deeply appreciate all the love and thanks. It as with every dime. But if you really want to thank someone for those meals, thank Bruce Helford and all the Drew Carey Show writers. They helped make me rich enough to afford it, No writers, no $. Simple as that