Who's cutting onions in here?

If you bought tickets to Fenway Park tonight … my condolences. Crimes against humanity.

AI is so stupid, man. Even on the simplest things. (Yeah Hicks is still poo poo.)

Lowe Vaughn hitting one to the moon tonight, FYI.

Woah

Nick Sogard appreciation tweet. Shout ‘em out.

As an alternative to watching, I’ll now set myself on fire.

Shoutout to every bad idea with a worse comp scrapped during a R1 creative review.

Being subjected to ESPN’s broadcast is … suboptimal.

Trevor Story golden god send tweet

everyone paramore

Objectively true.

Feels like this game is going to be decided by some horrific flag because none of the officials can see.

All this hype about Jarrett Stidham and he’s Will Levis in a cowboy hat.

Jon Stewart on the ICE murder of Alex Pretti: “They’re lying. We saw it. That’s how brazen they lie when they know we’ve seen the truth. Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them. Maybe that explains why Alex Pretti really was a threat. Because he was