That's Carlisle Cullen with some Maybelline dream matte mousse

ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN TRUMP! WITH HIS GLORIOUS 10% PURCHASE OF INTEL, THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF AMERICA ENTERS A BOLD NEW ERA OF GOVERNMENT-RUN BUSINESS.

Crinkle cut fries are garbage

This cat who has never once eaten anything that wasn't cat food or churu just tried to GULP spicy ranch

It should be illegal to make students listen to your podcast bc wtf

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

I need a fuckin dab

I am twenty nine years old why do I suddenly have eczema

WE ARE SO BACK (I'm bleaching my hair again)

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

I am literally dying I want to roll on a cactus I'm so fucking itchy

I don't care that ts is getting married, but the prospect of a divorce album from her has some potential ngl

I've followed an obviously in pain horse on TT for awhile that the owner doubled down on & attacked people for saying it was in pain. But today they found the horse has three lower cervical bone chips and will never be more than pasture sound.

WOW! After Governor Gavin C. Newsom called for CRACKER BARREL to keep its old “beautiful logo," TODAY the company did exactly that! Thank you, Governor — America is grateful for YOU!

Gonna fight to the death to try and get la tickets bc wym there's only one West Coast show 😭

Just give it to me damnit