mushrooms and hands just don’t go together for me

My doctor asked me if I’m more than average tired but like idk how much everyone else sleeps and how hard they try to stay awake when they aren’t sleeping.

Look at me tweeting before noon

Sometimes people don’t understand your slay

I’m always on my period rn

everything about me is fake except my ass

when people on reality tv shows say I’m not here to make friends >>>

It’s expensive to be ugly

there was nothing you couldn’t do with a kool-aid jammer

Duct tape wallet

next time I go to a bar I don’t like I’m flushing a tampon down the toilet