daily affirmations: - i do not need a sweet treat every single day - i will survive without making a $10-15 purchase today - i am not chopped and my friends love me even if i am - i will be very normal today and i will not feel like every social interaction is a test

someone just paraglided into my kids zionist summer camp

HELP

"we might do a realistic day in the life of dan and phil in this house"

reading this as a parxie was an unfortunate experience

‘i’m proud of you too for every single thing that you’ve done’ from connor franta to troye sivan in the year 2025 i actually feel faint.

me being pretty and well adjusted 🫶

that’s a butch lesbian

phil in these asap

heading into a quarter life crisis anyone need anything?

i met dan randomly in the streets and i went to say hi to him. He asked if i wanted a photo and i said:” no worries i just wanted to say hi” and he said with the most serious face:”if we don’t take a picture no one is gonna believe you met me”. I still think about it everyday 😭

GUYS. ALL THE SHOPS HAVE CHANGED NOW. IT’S HAPPENING‼️

can’t believe the cure to migraines is available for only £5

Finally they explain this “phan” shit

gender envy comes at you when you least expect it

he really loves his wife

you are literally solitaire what the fuck are we even TALKING ABOUT????