Four foods we eat every day that might be interfering with weight loss: 1. BJ’s Brewhouse Peanut Butter Smores Pizookie 2. Chili’s Molten Chocolate Cake 3. Half Gallon of Blue Bell Dr. Pepper Float Ice Cream 4. Domino’s Meatzza (Large Pie)

Gonna show this to my boss after he catches me pissing in the break room sink AGAIN

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

Not even Tony Hinchcliffe’s squad of writers could come up with something funnier than him losing the election for Trump

"I made fun of everyone" generally means four different kinds of not-white people and women.

Wicked writing! Really revolutionary stuff! This guys almost 40!

feeding someone else’s kid 800 calorie costco cookies every day so you can get on tv and become a pro wrestler is a joke that a mean european would make up about americans but it’s actually happening

Anti-trans legislation doesn't help Albertans. It won't bring down the cost of groceries, utilities or help your family in any measurable way. Making things worse for other people does not improve your life. It doesn't help pay the bills, reduce taxes or save $$ #abpoli #Alberta

This is my favorite news story this year

Next prank he should kiss those guys really hard on the mouth

You're an astronaut & this happens... what do you do?

Just picked this up at a garage sale down the street

I'd probably jerk it one last time

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense