Helen Metcalfe 🩡 βš½οΈπŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ 🚴 ✝️ (@blondiiemama) 's Twitter Profile
Helen Metcalfe 🩡 βš½οΈπŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ 🚴 ✝️

@blondiiemama

NHS GP β€’ cycling β€’ wife β€’ mum β€’ Christian β€’ Coventry City STH #pusb

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calendar_today08-09-2010 10:00:11

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Helen Metcalfe 🩡 βš½οΈπŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ 🚴 ✝️ (@blondiiemama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bleurgh. Gone from happy and high to nauseous and crap. Countdown to #CovBoro KO to distract me! Cmon the City 🩡 #pusb (Yes I’m totally milking the sympathy πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ)

Bleurgh. Gone from happy and high to nauseous and crap. Countdown to #CovBoro KO to distract me! Cmon the City 🩡 #pusb
(Yes I’m totally milking the sympathy πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ)
Helen Metcalfe 🩡 βš½οΈπŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ 🚴 ✝️ (@blondiiemama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What a game!! 🀯 A proper hard-fought battle of the top 2. Multiple candidates for MOTM: Simms for me but Kitch and Grimes close behind, and an outstanding performance from Rudi since he came on. GET IN CITY! 🩡 #pusb

Jay CCFC (@jw24387948) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Anybody interested in one of these beds ? Brand new in the box sealed single pink velvet ottoman bed, bought from Debenhams who duplicated the order and charged me twice and now want me to pay Β£50 to return it πŸ™„ worse company I’ve ever dealt with, just want what I paid, thanks.

Anybody interested in one of these beds ? Brand new in the box sealed single pink velvet ottoman bed, bought from Debenhams who duplicated the order and charged me twice and now want me to pay Β£50 to return it πŸ™„ worse company I’ve ever dealt with, just want what I paid, thanks.
Helen Metcalfe 🩡 βš½οΈπŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ 🚴 ✝️ (@blondiiemama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We did a Gruffalo trail a few years ago and found a big stick in the forest that looked like Stick Man so I took it home and put it in the garden. One day we saw it had a nose. And eyes. Eldest, appalled: β€œMum you stole Stick Man!” I’m sure I didn’t. It was just a stick. πŸ‘€

Helen Metcalfe 🩡 βš½οΈπŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ 🚴 ✝️ (@blondiiemama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Very strange woozy codeine head. I’d like to lie in bed this afternoon and watch us get 3 points please! My seat neighbours at the CBS will enjoy the extra leg room today. C’mon City! 🩡#pusb

Helen Metcalfe 🩡 βš½οΈπŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ 🚴 ✝️ (@blondiiemama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Apparently, if you see a chicken then you’re right-brained and if you see a combine harvester then you’re left-brained. And if you comment with β€œI can see a dog!” then neither your right nor your left brain functions very well.

Apparently, if you see a chicken then you’re right-brained and if you see a combine harvester then you’re left-brained.

And if you comment with β€œI can see a dog!” then neither your right nor your left brain functions very well.
Dipti Samani (@hmnidipti) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It is Dec 1st, and so it's time for this πŸŽ„ Is there anyone who has not yet seen this from 5 years ago? Where are you from? Say hi πŸ‘‹πŸ½ Leicester's Hospitals UHLContinence Leicester Colorectal Pelvic Floor Service youtube.com/watch?v=SIDWCa…

Helen Metcalfe 🩡 βš½οΈπŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ 🚴 ✝️ (@blondiiemama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Good luck to everyone doing Elf on the Shelf. I finally agreed to do it after coercion in 2020 and stuffed it in a glass jar with a label reading β€œNeeds to quarantine for the whole of December.” Santa wouldn’t release it from the N Pole after that so we’re free of the b$$$$r.