are u happy at me

alex consani do u fw dudes who are currently unemployed but are expecting to land a decent paying entry level job within the next 4 months

Can I please dap you up baby. Can I please just dap you up beautiful

dinner

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

she will NOT be hearing from me tonight .. i will be listening to lucy dacus home video on repeat and scrolling thru pinterest looking for poems that change my life

early today morning .. listening to hand me downs

today is one of the happiest days of my life because i get to say something i’ve dreamt of since i was a little girl: I WROTE A BOOK!!! my poetry collection, WINDOW PERSON, is available for pre-order now. ❤️🪟 sybiljournal.com/store-1/window…

judge: “i am the best hitter in baseball” raleigh: “my ass is fat and i hit home runs” pca: “i have blue hair and pronouns” harper: “i <3 raw milk” ohtani subplot:

They just added 500 new rules and I'm apparently in violation of all of them

Getting an Uber and asking if I can drive

i cant w these telegram plugs

I’ll always find “her” fans insufferable and most of her music rather bland, but there are about five songs on her first pandemic album so incredible that I’ll never be able to go full hater.

passed out at six woke up at three started drinking again before seeing my friends life is so beautiful

found my new job

they was stroking it at midnight ?? 👅