This guy is trying to get me to sing at the bar and honestly I’m almost drunk enough to do it 😂😂😂😂

They thought I wasn’t gonna be able to wire bc it’s been months since I’ve done it, and I’m keeping up like nothing, looks like it’s time to ask for a raise 🤑😂😂

“You deserve someone better.” Bitch just say you don’t want me 😂😭

Me looking for red flags when her ass fat

Just a normal Friday night, wishing I was in love rn 🙄😂😂

Did anyone know if you put your phone in DND, it also stops alarms?? My dumbass just figured that out 😂😂😂😂 hella late for work lmaoo

Watching someone do the things they didn’t want to do with you is a whole different type of hurt.

Why you wearing a sweater? Bitch, Im fat leave me alone 😒

Currently drunk crying over a chihuahua that died 6 months ago 😩😭😭😭

Idc what you say, you’re toxic if you still speak to your ex everyday like it’s normal 😂😂🤢

😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭

The moon looks fake af right now 😅😂

Didn’t think I’d ever experience the northern lights but honestly this is beautiful af. If you’re not doing anything I’d definitely go outside and watch the sky for a little bit 😌😂

A few more beers and I’ll be ready for some karaoke 🫡😂😂

Riley's anxiety vs My anxiety

THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE

I couldn’t save a dog from being attacked by 2 big ass huskies, and that shit has been eating at me for the last few hours, I’m sorry I couldn’t get their quicker 😕

This is the hardest dap up I’ve ever seen Little guy said PUT ‘ER THERE BIG MAN