Kush rolled, glass full...I prefer the better things!

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when i grew up

He’s the first ever straightbaiter

Cliche…cliche…cliche…

Me on Monday mornings hearing Teams and Outlook notifications :

I’m so sick of being responsible

from now on, everybody will start off as my enemy and have to work their way onto my good side. it’s just easier logistically

This rock version of Last Christmas.... Yeah she is insane and I'm obsessed

I have nobody to cut off only real bitches in my circle ion play or even fuck with hoes like that

she said “stop making a big deal out of the little things, CAUSE I GOT BIG DEALS AND I GOT LITTLE THINGS”

one of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”

TurboTax keep emailing me, I'm waiting on my W2 ima fw chu just hold on

#young #notpregnant #noniggaproblems #blessed #gorgeous

sometimes i shed tears at the accuracy of my intuition because there are times i want to be wrong so bad

Being an expensive bitch is spiritual protection. I love being an expensive bitch.

outfit repeater meal repeater movie rewatcher i know what i like

we have finally come to the end of january after 3 years

having bpd is hilarious… literally diagnosed with giving a fuck