home run celebrations in blaseball: OHIO WORMS - Clapping SEATTLE GARAGES - Cry BALTIMORE CRABS - Dipping you into the goo from Who Framed Roger Rabbit HELLMOUTH SUNBEAMS - Launching you out of a cannon ATLANTIS GEORGIAS - Kissin gyou :) MIAMI DALE -$14 dollar coupon for Popeyes

We are devastated to announce we are ending Blaseball and saying goodbye to some incredible team members. Our full post here: medium.com/@thegameband/s…

You are no longer participating in the cultural event of blaseball

one last shrimp for you all 🫡

We have good news and bad news. The good news is that The Baltimore Crabs' Championship win record is now unbeatable! The bad news is why

the real blaseball was the friends and elaborate twitter personas we made along the way.

One last fire sale, for old time’s sake? Discounts are getting put up live, but everything is pretty much as cheap as we can possibly sell it for. After June 30, we’ll be closing our doors for good. It’s been an honor, y’all 💙 blaseballcares.com

Hey everyone, With the announcement today that Blaseball is shutting down, we'd like to do something special. Even if you've never written for us, we invite you all to submit a blurb for our Blaseball CLOSING THOUGHTS. Info in our general conversation channel in our Discord.

Just got myself some sweet sweet merch from the blaseball cares shop that I can't wait to have to explain to my friends as they grow increasingly confused, and you all should do the same!

Feels very fitting that I was interrupted from scrolling through all of this by some little kids in my neighborhood asking me to come play. Feels like I've finally been freed from the hell that is twitter

To the three followers I just gained... hello, welcome, why?

NEW LEAKED BLASEBALL DIVISIONS: - Good Yaoi - Evil Yaoi - Good Yuri - Evil Yuri