I don't need pre-workout I just read Berzerk

Sonic Battle Adventure 2 is Kino

I'm seeing Bros for political reasons

Just bit into a flosted flake so big I thought I ate an ortolan

Fernet Bronco you’re not.

Catholics with ibs: "Gotta hit the porcelain priory"

We're So Back / It's So Over Dialectic

Smoking the damn bowl seasoning kinda night damn

節分なので鬼も来てます

They would never allow Mandingo at the kickback but their souls could do with some hard hitting kino

i am NOT motivated by personal aspirations i only wish to be BETTER than someone at something they aspire to do

Barreling at hyper-sonic speeds into my Duck Era

Started moisturizing and I really do feel less bothered

I wish I were this uninhibited

Just realized I'm tired all the time because of the absolute wagon I'm pulling

Just up-nodded at a five year old holding his mom's hand looking at me. Bud's probably never felt more respected

Shauna is literally my girlfriend, my one and only. I will smite anyone who dares insult her. Also Misty is literally my girlfriend, my one and only. I will smite anyone who dares insult her

This guy embezzled 1.6 billion dollars and he just started hoarding funko pops man. Idk kinda sounds like sustainable architecture if you ask me