Vote Bluetones! Gooooooone! x.com/itsmrsvickyc/s…

Time to step up for the role I was born for... Blair Toast for PM!

My manifesto notes - Bring back hanging. Bring back conscription. Martial law. No girls in the military. Cut all arts grants. #BlairToast4PM

Mandatory short back and sides for Steven Toast and Boris Johnson #BlairToast4PM

Immediate work to begin on expanding Trident #BlairToast4PM

No pensions or inheritance for actors under ANY circumstances #BlairToast4PM

All women to learn to cook, clean and sew. It's really not too much to ask. #BlairToast4PM

Free prosthetic arm replacements for all #BlairToast4PM

Close the Isle of Wight. I don't trust it. #BlairToast4PM

Colonel Blair Toast Fucksake Blair... Change the bloody record you prat!

95% tax on all actors. 96% if you are Ray Purchase, Actor ™, not that you could really call him an actor 😂 #BlairToast4PM

Brutal policies for a tougher Britain #BlairToast4PM

#FF FUCK ME! It's FRIDAY (again) Austin Erickson Matt Berry Matt Berry's Music Hamstall Ridware Froth Blowers Band @ThomasWalsh1 Tim Downie @shaunwkeaveny

I've heard the best anecdote ever. Can't ever repeat it.

Well rethinkyourmind #IFeelBetterWhen we are supporting mentor Mark Morriss of The Bluetones what about you? #WMHD16

Tomorrow night 01.11.16 we support Matt Berry's Music with Xylaroo at London's KOKO Culture 🎶

Now this sounds like my sort of thing! x.com/frothblowerban…

What the Bell’s is Toast up to? #WhatTheBells #ad

Trump seems perfectly reasonable to me, if not a little bit too left.

Our fabulous Social Media guru @SamRLoughran informs us we're now on Spotify ! open.spotify.com/track/3K3t1oXB…