Madison Bumgarner had more grand slams than Prince Fielder, who had more inside-the-park home runs than Rickey Henderson, who had fewer steals of home than Babe Ruth, who had as many shutouts as Pedro Martinez.

Nobody is illegally drunk driving on stolen land, officer.

The Mavericks traded prime Luka Doncic for 34-year-old Khris Middleton and some change

It’s always the ones you’d least expect.

I only bet $25 on him too. This is how powerful I am. Seahawks & Patriot fans, reach out to me. My abilities are for sale.

The Starbucks barista when my total is $4.25 and I hand her a $5 bill and a quarter

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Can he say it?

Drake Maye sucks lol

My review of Smoky Row Coffee in Des Moines.

lol I just found out how to see editors on Wikipedia arguing about the page. I googled "Gulf of America". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gulf…

take a bow!

Yall happy now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Seedance 2.0 Prompt: Sum up the AI discourse in a meme - make sure it’s retarded and gets 50 likes.

The 100% certainty that comes with giving them my email for this puzzle is not worth the opportunity to win a million dollars.

As far as dunks go, it’s definitely a dunk. Theres no doubt about it.

lol. Soooo, that’s that?

Fucking awesome.