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RECRUITS: Hopping on a flight to CA right now! Will be going to high schools across the state. Offers are rolling! Hope to see some good football.

Been saying it for years! Have your chicks at your games recruits. And if I talk to you, I want to meet her too. How she is is an excellent judge of what you are like! #IfYouGotNoHoesYouGotNoOs

Like guys that watch film. Love guys that watch anime. #WeAreSeamen

QB Coach! Class of 91. He will make you great!! #WeAreSeamen

Be Productive! We like to see big numbers on the rack and on the scale…NOT on your transcripts!!! #WeAreSeamen

Had a conversation with one of my oldest friends and teammates Coach Prime COACH PRIME earlier this week. Something we’ve talked about for years came up: Me: “Yo Prime, which sport do we say translates the best to football?” Prime: “Badminton. Hands down.” #WeAreSeamen

Can’t stress it enough boys. Eat!

For those asking: The wristband in my profile picture is indeed a hospital band. I had a fever dream that my belly button disappeared and woke up in a cold sweat before fainting and falling down the stairs. I sprained my right ear lobe but I do still have my belly button.

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BE ON THE LOOKOUT Fun fact: Both Coach Miccum and myself were actually born in this special vehicle!!

QB’s‼️: My son and starting QB at SCC, Stumpy Johnson, is “transitioning.” Hit me up QB’s the spot is open.

RECRUITS: Grab my attention with your film. Lead off with any injuries you’ve caused to other players. We like guys that hurt guys #kinky. Maybe even sprinkle in some spicy pics of your mother and sister. MAKE ME NOTICE YOU! #WeAreSeamen

Offered Lucas Lollie Lucas Lollie last night!! Projectable frame and absolute dawg on and off the field. Promised he’d be 400 lbs by the time he steps foot on campus. Welcome Lucas! #YouAreNowSeamen

I talked to the Squarepants Community College Pineapples’ (SPCC) head coach Tutch Maddock on the phone today. They’re our rivals. They say SpongeBob lives in a pineapple under the sea, but this year he will live in a pineapple under the Seamen!! #WeAreSeamen

Recruits are usually hesitant to commit to a community college, but once they’ve had a taste of the Seamen, they can’t get enough. #WeAreSeamen

Welcome to the Seamen Moses! Make the right decision.

When Coach Stinn steps foot on campus, the entire SCC roster (including me) will be jumping all over him. He will just be covered in Seamen and I could not be happier about it. He produced NFL ready 1/3 backs at Southern Oregon and will do the same for us! #WeAreSeamen

2025 recruits. Offers are rolllllllling. Be a seaman!