not me scheduling a panic attack for after my back to back meetings this afternoon

Men who put the toilet seat down are true gems

Does anyone else get so anxious with too many things on a keychain or is that just me

First Christmas not in New England: it’s 77 degrees outside and we’re decorating our tree in shorts and a tshirt… not mad about it

normalize ballroom dancing at the bar

It shouldn’t take 2 jobs to live 1 life.

I bet that all the unvaxed people have partners that won’t take care of them when the side effects hit - prove me wrong

The sex in the city reboot is so cringy I’m heart broken

AC on in December ~the way life should be~

It pains me to say it but North West and Stormi are going to rule the world one day

Everyone should have a friend that works in accounting, hr and a nurse

Wow this just clicked

the best compliment in the world is when my friends like my apartment and ask me to help decorate theirs

Now that Valentine’s day is over let’s focus on a more important holiday that’s coming up, my birthday.

my toxic trait is thinking a hot shower fixes everything

3 years in corporate America and suddenly being a housewife sounds so much more appealing than having a corner office

Unpopular opinion, but the sound of birds walking on snow is like nails on a chalkboard

I turn 26 this month… wtf

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