Beefin wit my chick while im in hell

I wish I had a free candy cane stickkkkkuhhhhhh

Boiled and strained the noodles and added the butter and cheese powder to this mac and cheese just to discover the milk is sour as fuck at 9:36PM on Christmas

Hindu nigga texting me merry christmas just to try and flirt with me

Noticed recently i can see the bar of one of my piercings thru the hole in the middle of my nipple

Seeing a pretty lip color then seeing it's "plumping"

Seeing a relationship where a girl likes a guy more than he likes her

Know someone who just turned 23...Poor bastard

You can't even honestly express yourself anymore

Nestle is easily one of the most evil companies on earth but by God do they know how to make a cookie

Your 20s can really be a bit lonely if you aren't interested in yaoi and/or a pervert...Or addicted to gambling/substances

How to Stop Saying ‘Jesus Fucking Christ’ Out Loud When Meeting Your Friends’ Ugly Boyfriends: ow.ly/iihT50XQ4Yj

I get drunk n start saying shit like "Guys should we compare boobs ?" 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

They should invent a type of alcohol that doesn't turn you into a bisexual pervert

Happy new year from oomf's couch

Renee Good tells ICE, "That's fine dude, I'm not mad at you" Then ICE agent shoots her and says "f*cking b*tch" America, how can you be ok with this?