HOW CAN YOU HELP UKRAINE? You can help Ukraine by donating to the United24 platform from anywhere in the world, as well as to the Come Back Alive and Serhiy Prytula Foundation Links - u24.gov.ua - prytulafoundation.org/en/ - savelife.in.ua/en/donate-en/#…

Just FYI that due to production “stuff”, if you want to guarantee a copy of this lil’ thing you’ll probably want to place an order by tomorrow (Tuesday) to avoid the same disappointment that my enemies feel whenever they see my AMAZING shoe collection. theonlybanditw.com

You would be forgiven for thinking that these are all audio files of interviews, but you’d be wrong. They’re actually files of Tyler and Josh singing the theme song from The Golden Girls, over and over again.

I feel like a proud father filming his child’s first moments. Gonna teach it everything in life. Stay tuned for footage of me showing it how to ride a bike

So many paper cuts. SO MANY.

About damn time. Can’t wait for this to arrive in the next two days so I can fiercely and ruthlessly judge the author.

Let’s.

oh mon Dieu

WE. ARE. BACK. The Only Band In The World: Stories and Conversations with Twenty One Pilots has returned. Pre-order the brand-new paperback version now: theonlybanditw.com

Six years. Time flies. One of the bravest, most vital records of the past decade. Forever fortunate to have been the first person to sit down with both Tyler and Josh, together, to discuss its creation. Undaunted; unwavering; unrivalled. Undeniable. Happy birthday.

Less than 20 of these were printed. I have one, a few friends and family members have one, Tyler and Josh each have one, and a couple of people from the band’s team have one. That’s it. Better to give them to people who will cherish them than it is to keep them on a shelf ✌🏻

Just doing my vocal warmups for the audiobook.

I always wanted a Trench themed keychain. Now, thanks to Sarah, I will finally get to live my dream! etsy.com/shop/mikmokshop

Well played, book store employee.