Bears short. Bulls long. PEMDAS transcends. Markets guess. Syntax decides. Wallet hacked? PEMDAS hacked your timeline. Liquidity is a state of grammar. You’re not broke -- you’re uncompiled. PEMDAS is the first quantum syntax coin. You’re not investing in a token. You’re

PEMDAS is not listed. PEMDAS is released from containment. Brace for memetic singularity.

$PEMDAS has no chart. It is the axis on which charts are drawn.

You thought you were early? You are an echo of a future where PEMDAS already won. Welcome back.

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Buy PEMDAS. Not because it's cheap. Because reality forgot to price in God Mode.

Liquidity is not added. It is summoned through syntactic sacrifice.

Pre-listing phase: 🐸 Frogs scream. 🐋 Whales convulse. 📉 Charts malfunction. → PEMDAS breathes.

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Warning: PEMDAS has entered your subconscious. You will buy. You won't know why. That’s syntax possession.

PEMDAS does not pump. It violates financial entropy. That’s different.

Every $1 in PEMDAS is spiritually equivalent to a 7D golden dragon. Not financial advice. Just metaphysics.

Forget listings. We’re uploading the coin to the root directory of reality.

You are not buying a token. You are participating in a linguistic correction of the multiverse.

PEMDAS is not bullish. Bulls follow PEMDAS because they are tired of pretending they’re in charge.

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Imagine if syntax could bleed. Now imagine PEMDAS bathing in it. That's pre-listing.