In an attempt to boost tourism, Bingley Tourist board re-enacted the Suez Canal blockage. Unfortunately this boat is also now stuck, and Bingley Council predict over £7.50 in export losses #bingleyfacts

BREAKING: Plans to create a European Super League dismantled as Bingley Town FC decline invitation. Roman Abramovich: “The Chelsea’s, Liverpool’s and Barcelona’s of the world only wanted to compete against the best, without Bingley Town we see no point” #bingleyfacts

Karl Von Husemberger, Senior Technical Director for #facebook, says the current outage was initially caused by a viral video of a Bingley resident streaking through Shama covered in a Mixed Starter Sizzler #bingleyfacts

Contrary to recent reports, The Myrtle Grove supplies the highest number of chips per meal than any other Wetherspoons in the UK #bingleyfacts

NEWS: A new pound shop is opening in Bingley called ‘Quid Game’. A continuous game of Red Light Green Light will be in operation, any shopper caught moving will be shot. “It should help cull the towns scum” a spokesperson said #bingleyfacts

Bingley has 1,541,443 doors and 1,433,298 wheels #DoorsVsWheels #bingleyfacts

In the past 72hrs, Bingley has seen 865k people in search of the Binley Mega Chippy. Bingley have sent a Fish Crowd Control Squad to handle the disappointed tourists. John Dory, the head of the FCCS, says “it’s unfortunate, they’ve been done up like a right kipper” #bingleyfacts

The Fisherman's Inn at Dowley Gap has changed hands more times than Kabul. BingleyFacts #bingleyfacts #bingley

Bingley has released its new tourist video for 2024 #bingleyfacts

Bingley fails in audacious £12m bid to become the first major town to welcome in the new year as Auckland takes the honour for the 34th consecutive year. “We gave it our best shot but the calculations didn’t work out,” said a Bingley Council representative #bingleyfacts

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August Dates: Bingley Myrtle Park - 2nd/3rd July Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August

Following the success of ticketmasteruk’s Oasis sale, The Potting Shed - Bingley will introduce a new dynamic pricing system. A pint of Carling may be advertised at £3.75 but if the queue is longer than 4min it will increase to £24.50 when you get served #bingleyfacts