Mind you, the money hasn't come yet.

New data from KNBS indicates that the phrase "Pia wewe usineletee" has an 66.5% success rate of escalating an argument to a fist fight.

Everything is a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works

When your card declines at Mama Lucy Hospital and they send in Goon Gaucho to investigate

when you guys decide to stay as group members for all your other modules 😭💎

Me looking at that person i know is evil but i don’t have proof yet

🤣🤣

POV: My mind drifting away as soon as a meeting starts

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

A patient at mama lucy hospital complaining about lost items Board member:

Bro, Kujua timing ya kujitoa mahali ni very important pia.

One of the biggest mistakes I see students making on multiple-choice exams is picking the wrong answer.

Accidentally opened LinkedIn and already was met with the stupidest thing I’ve read all week

when they open up to me and they think it's my turn

There’s a God that taught a tiny bird how to sew.

There is a human process in creativity that cannot be prompted away.

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

Peanut Butter Huwa na Hasira Sana,It's Either irarue mkate ama ikunyonge

Sabastian Sawe has broken the men's marathon world record in London. The Kenyan is the first person ever to run a marathon in under two hours in race conditions — his time was 1:59:30. Yomif Kejelcha of Ethiopia, making his marathon debut, achieved the feat 11 seconds later —