I hope auburn pike knows that for the next 4 years they’re “that one house with the indian kid”. Good luck fellas!

World Class.

Ex wife’s sorority had Alix Earle at their house. Wonder if the old model knew she was looking at her replacement.

Everyone seems to have “got their girl” today. What the fuck does that even mean?

Instagram needs to remove this repost button ASAP. Too many reels about the jews have been accidentally reposted to my account.

Saving my shit until I feel too hungover to keep working

Damn you taco tuesday house lunch

Chicks seem to love taking pictures while grabbing eachother by the elbow. Why?

Drank a IPA now my burps smell like the average gas station cashier

Someone invent a drug that feels like getting reactions in the groupme

Micah Parsons is Micah Parsons, but two first-rounders could be anything! They could even be Micah Parsons!

Me saying “ight bet” to the bag guy

One day Imma take a bump and wake up on the day I was told I’d take 2 weeks off for covid

Fat people with outie belly buttons don’t exist?? Google search came up empty

Adults with speech impediments are so gay. Grow up, dude.

So in this Percy Jackson show I’m supposed to believe the goddess of WISDOM decided to have a baby with a black dude? Yeah right

Black dudes and fat white women go together like pb&j

The duality of Man

Ball State Cardinals? More like “my penis is ball state HARDinals!” Like + comment pls

Does cocaine make you need to shit or is my dealer just a practical joker