One time I was super wasted in Las Vegas and I almost bought a Pete Rose jersey FROM Pete Rose in some hallway ($400)

The two kinds of white male comic

Fight!

Reposting this because I had a typo in Turek and the word Books. Not ideal. But this conversation was. Get into it.

Anybody want to roll this weekend?

I'm excited to go to San Francisco to headline The Punch Line Aug 7th-10th but annoyed that my plans for Aug 11th are ruined. 🎟️TIX LINK in BIO🎟️

see i would've cleared that pole vault no problem

“Hello Chicago, we got one thing to say!” “We’re Costco Guys, of course we’re voting for Kamala” “Kamala Harris gets 5 booms on the boom meter! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Ba-ba-ba-boom!”

Did an egg write this?

MTV True Life: I Said "One Love" Ironically So Much Now I Just Say It Sincerely

Me trying to draw Bob Dole from memory.

Try everything you want to try before you try standup comedy.

You know it smell crazy in there.

Ian Ira Rousso has moved to Austin.

You can officially pre-order my debut stand-up album now from Blonde Medicine. It’ll drop everywhere 10/25 with a vinyl pressing coming at the top of 2025. You know where the link is. Use it.

Feel free to keep laughing at metro’s walking video! Those of us who haven’t given Frank McCourt a dime in almost a decade are gettin our steps in! Join the movement!

That is a lot of footage to capture. Was there a script?

Strung together all the times the punchline in this Adam Ray “stand up” special was just someone’s name. (This is a cry for help.)

My favorite April Fools was the guy scamming comics saying his wife was a big fan and wanted a fan birthday video done, but oops he sent too much money over venmo, can you venmo him the difference? And then somehow he cancels what he sent & just takes your money. I just found