Words to live by

Lane Kiffin and Todd Golden on sorority row

The BoardRoom-ic 😂.

Kyle Trask easily.

I miss lacrosse

Pro lacrosse players whose last name is also a Halloween costume, ranked: 10. Mike Messenger 9. Colin Squires 8. Curtis Knight 7. Ethan Walker 6. Tanner Cook 5. Tyler Carpenter 4. Malik Sparrow 3. Matt Whitcher 2. Sam/Jesse King 1. Matt Rambo

Chad

God hates the Florida Gators

“So long from Raleigh-Durham.” -ESPN play-by-play guy I watched NC State beat Georgia Tech on TV, and I do not think it was played at RDU Airport.

Matt Hayes Naw. Roster solid. Culture solid. Just gotta make a good hire.

ESPN was most culturally relevant when men would wake up and go to bed watching SportsCenter to check scores and highlights. Now it’s just sports talk radio with gambling shows sprinkled in

“And we’re live from Pedophile Rapist Convicted Felon field”

Fully committed to watching hoops or hockey during Gators games the rest of the season

Xavian Lee might be the worst gator basketball player in recent memory

Gonna be the worst day for them since the civil rights act

Embarrassing

Wow.