go take that chicken or fish out the freezer right now unless you wanna be eating at 10pm.

Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home 😂

Will Smith, Method Man, Chingy, LADIES LOVE COOL JAMES, all exist babes

Idk i be liking 5'9"- 5'10" men

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BONELESS WINGS. THOSE ARE NUGGETS AND TENDERS WITH SAUCE

Dating as a busy adult is difficult. Wish I had gotten a solid partner while in campus. Well, I did not and now I do not have time to date.

Y’all really do be disrespecting southern black folks and I really don’t like that.

Being around your mom and seeing she getting old 💔💔💔💔

Wal-Mart really is committed to not taking Apple Pay.

“Hotlanta, if you wanna get ya crop dusted, your do did, or your flip whipped? Jump yo butt in the hoopty, get on down to Gina’s Hair Salon in The Swats, and let them hook you up with some of Gina’s Famous Hair Crack Conditioner.”

Since they are removing anything depicting enslavement, I thought I’d drop examples here.

Muhfuckas get in that car, set up that phone, and tell all they gotdamn business. Viral.

🚨 please don’t match my freak, we WILL end up in jail 🚨

Please stop adding yall picture with yall contact I don’t want that shit on my phone

Nobody: Lloyd: 🎶🎶🎵🎵

when your friends don’t like each other but you don’t care

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.