Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Actually, I don't! But nice of Twitter to remind me!

You know when you have a list of jobs to do, and you get them done all in the time you'd allocated and you relax in the evening afterwards? What's that like? #procrastination

Sad to hear of the passing of Paul Di'Anno. A great front man for Maiden's early years and a bloody good bloke. R.I.P. 😞

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Dear The FA, Usually an open letter is quite polite. This one won't be. You don't deserve it. You made a 17-year-old girl cry and get on her knees and apologise for calling a full grown man a fucking man. Women aren't having that. In fact, she only asked a question, the fairest

Just got home from a lovely evening with wonderful friends. Ate at Patch in Colchester. Would recommend if you like the idea of a multi course vegan taster menu. Very good, and the mushroom and mash course was delightful!

Saw this today and... Well, you see for yourself! #majority

Happy new year everyone! 2024 is officially out of the way! Shall we see what delights are in store for 2025?! Yes. I think we will!

#ENGvFRA Crikey, BBC! He might be playing badly, but no need to go THAT far!

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Given a couple of werther's originals today at work. Does this mean I'm officially an old fart? Or is it that I ate them and they were quite nice? #ageing

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So... This is 54, is it?! Have a lovely day everyone!

I can't! Well, apart from this way! 😞

Sad to hear Ozzy Osbourne has passed away. RIP legend. 😞 #Ozzy