a black mirror episode where i accidentally lock myself in my hot car w/ my phone battery at 1% & instead of calling the police i write & publishthis tweet

“My husband was a nice guy but he was really weird.”

Here’s a video of us exploiting a legal loophole.

Cole confronts his Sight Privilege.

my number neighbors rock!

In 2016 I was cast on a reality dance competition show for influencers. It’s apparent that they only cast me based off the number of followers I had, without researching who I was— because when I showed up for filming, the producers were extremely upset. (1/more)

Saddleback College held a discussion on potential new mascots, so a student sent me the zoom link.

LeBron James going back to the NBA Finals like (via Brock Hersch)

Dear Saddleback College,

i pitched a mascot to InfoWars

what. The fuck.

Help support Munch with me tonight!! Bid on my game worn jersey tonight Vs Orlando!! All proceeds going to help this healthy kitchen that’s been serving Cleveland for over 20 years!

Jon Hamm Count: 1

hi middle zone and east area, we’re coming to you! tickets live now!

Spending time in the outdoors, being a guest on a podcast, wearing Santa hat: 3 Birds/1 Stone

thank you for 100,000 subscribers on YouTube. please help spread the word about our show so we can reach the next huge milestone: 100,001 subscribers!

Parents sent me candy yesterday celebrating an std

this past year i’ve had dumbbells delivered to my house everyday, ordering heavier and heavier one’s every couple weeks. i’ve never used any of the weights, but have had the pleasure of watching this one UPS guy get absolutely jacked

Great article... can’t believe Brian used to be a navy seal !?