I see #ChangeUK have been forced into a change. They now want to be called The Independent Group for Change. Having carelessly lost half of their MPs last week they now have more syllables than MPs.....

Why does every #coffeeshop make carrying your drinks to your table so difficult by having shiny trays..... #slipslidingaway

In case you missed it 8-10pm on Sunday.... (#ICYMI) Lots of famous births this week in history including Mick Jagger, Ernest Hemingway, Don Henley, Lynda Carter, Daniel Radcliffe, Emilia Earhart, George Bernard Shaw. #BHBN

In Case You Missed It... (#ICYMI).... 1890 - Vincent Van Gogh shoots himself / 1894 - 1st motor race (won by steam powered car) / 1909 - Louis Bleriot flies over Channel (wins £1k Daily Mail prize) / 1981 - Ken marries Deirdre / 1984 - 1st female space walk - Svetlana Savitskaya

In Case You Missed It... (#ICYMI) Men who enjoy themselves 21 times a month reduce risk of prostate cancer / 8ft long jellyfish seen in Cornish waters / Dream Job - Round world trip paying £60k while tutoring 2 kids / Win a pizza themed wedding!? / Alexa to give medical answers!

In Case You Missed It... (#ICYMI) Born this week in history.... 1863 - Henry Ford, 1887 - Rupert (WW1 poet) Brooke, 1923 - Jim (amplifiers) Marshall, 1936 - YSL, 1958 - Daley Thompson & Kate Bush (but not related), 1965 - JK Rowling. #BHBN

In Case You Missed It... (#ICYMI) This week in history... 1834 - Slavery abolished in the British Empire as a result of enforcement of the 1833 Slavery Abolition Act. #BHBN

In Case You Missed It... (#ICYMI) This week in history... 1966 - England callously inflict 53 years (and counting) of hurt on country by winning the World Cup (Soccer, not Fortnite)

In Case You Missed It... (#ICYMI) a job was advertised this week for a family of 4 to try out 3 all inclusive holidays for FREE and get paid for doing it!!! #BHBN

In Case You Missed It... (#ICYMI) The Days Of and Months Of sound like a romance novel script.... Talk in an Elevator, Friendship, Romance Awareness, White Wine, Milk Chocolate, Girlfriend, Lipstick & Happiness Happens!!! #BHBN

Off to watch the "Current War" later on. I guess we all need a bit of escapism every now and then. Never did Houdini any harm. Or was that escapology? Maybe we all need escapology.... must book a holiday, escape from it all.... ramble over! Unless it's a walking holiday?

It turns out that not being able to find my stuff isn't a sign of old age creeping up on me, which is good news. The problem is I keep putting things down in not the usual place, which could be a sign of old age creeping up on me, which is bad news. #GoodNewsBadNews #GettingOld

Why is it that the person at the front of the queue is always the last to see the next free self service till? #1OfLifesMysteries

Why don't toilet doors open outwards so that you don't need to touch a dirty door handle to get out after washing your hands? #CommonSense

How long before the t-shirts are available.... "I survived Covid-19" or "I'm coming out....... of Isolation" or "I came out alone and it only took 7 days" or "I came out with my family and it took 14 days".... #Isolation #COVID19

Someone small just told me that size is relative. Turns out that me being big means I think things are smaller than they are so I must have been under selling myself. Welcome to the new improved bigger me!!! #SizeMatters

I guess we are all being told to self isolate which is probably easier for people who were antisocial in the 1st place. If Darwin was right, by the end of this outbreak, it will be all the antisocial hermits who survive and pass on their genes..... #COVID19

I'm #JustSaying that I think #England missed a trick by not patenting English. Imagine the license fees we could be making from people using it... band's touring the world playing to English speakers, #Eurozone for conducting business in English, #EU holding meetings in English..

I'm #JustSaying that beautiful people should be sanctioned harshly for an erroneous #SwipeRight because of the mental trauma it causes ugly people like me who briefly think we are in with a chance! #FaceForRadio

#Trump can land a man on Mars, but not a kiss on Melania...