I went to my local corner store parking lot to get some tacos. Got five: asada carnitas & pollo. Started walking the 6 blocks back and ran across another taco truck 2 blocks on that sells pastor. Kind of wanted it but decided next time. #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner

asked my kid what she wanted to do over the long weekend and she said "go to the big library and then eat a croissant." a flawless itinerary.

Lola is such a great cat!!

life can be pretty cool because you can eat a donut, but there’s also the horrors.

Today was a great day at work!

only way i understand this banking thing is if Pedro Pascal plays a customer taking his young deposit to safety

I hate that this is apparently controversial, but children shouldn’t be getting married, children shouldn’t be working night shifts in the factories, gun violence shouldn’t be the leading cause of death for children in this country.

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

Wow. Disney+ changed the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark...

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

Don’t feel bad about not wanting to go out. You’re an inside cat and it’s not your fault.

Says the smallest man who ever lived.

All Black halftime show, y’all mad Black rapper wins five Grammys, y’all mad Black woman wins Country Album of the Year, y’all mad Black quarterback gets Super Bowl MVP, y’all mad Black tennis player crip walks, y’all mad Black actor plays uncle Sam, y’all mad Black artist sings

JD Vance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.